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GOAT Debate at 2 AM

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Cristiano Ronaldo messages Lionel Messi at 2 AM to settle the GOAT debate once and for all, leading to a hilarious showdown of egos, abs, and trophies that gets interrupted by Neymar with a savage roast.

GOAT Debate at 2 AM
Ronaldo, Messi
Ronaldo
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
07:59
Messi
🤖
07:59
Messi
🥱
07:59
Ronaldo
cope harder lil bro
07:59
Messi
your celebration looks like a baby throwing a tantrum
07:59
Ronaldo
at least people know my celebration 😂💪
07:59
Messi
walking >>> screaming
07:59
Ronaldo
say that to my 41 inch vertical 😤🔥
🥱
07:59
Messi
vertical jump doesn't score goals buddy
07:59
Ronaldo
lol you needed a world cup to feel relevant? i got euros too 🏆🏆
07:59
Messi
euros? how many copa america you got?
07:59
Ronaldo
copa what? never heard of it 😂🤷‍♂️
07:59
Messi
exactly. stick to your instagram followers 👋
07:59
Ronaldo
at least my wax figure doesn't look like it's melting
07:59
Messi
yours looks like a constipated ken doll 💀
07:59
Ronaldo
you're just jealous of this jawline 🗿
😮‍💨
07:59
Messi
zzz...
😴
07:59
Ronaldo
wake up
08:00
Missed video call from Ronaldo
Ronaldo
fine, your loss
08:00
Ronaldo
put some respect on the name 🗿
08:00
Messi
cute
08:00
Messi
count them 😴
08:00
Ronaldo
cope harder short king 👑📏
💀
08:00
Messi
height doesn’t score goals. night 🌙
08:00
Ronaldo
bro you think 7 ballon d’ors make you the goat? 😂 i breathe air differently
🥱
08:02
Messi
bro i breathe thinner air, that’s why i got more oxygen to the brain
08:02
Ronaldo
600 MILLION IG followers. six. hundred. million. you know how many countries that is?
🤡
08:02
Messi
🦗🦗🦗 shocking
08:02
Ronaldo
my dog has more sponsorship deals than your whole country
08:02
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