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Matt Damon vs. Jimmy Kimmel: Bumped by a Wolf

Jimmy Kimmel finally promises Matt Damon a full segment, but a skateboarding dog and a very calm wolf named Gary keep stealing his airtime.

Matt Damon vs. Jimmy Kimmel: Bumped by a Wolf

Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel

Matt Damon

Jimmy. I just got the email.

07:40

Matt Damon

"MATT DAMON — FULL SEGMENT — SEASON PREMIERE"

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

That's right buddy. The whole thing. No bumping. I PROMISE.

07:40

Matt Damon

You've said that for 20 years

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

This time it's in writing. My producers signed it. My MOM signed it.

😂

07:40

Matt Damon

your mom signed it?

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

She's very excited for you Matt

07:40

Matt Damon

ok ok ok

07:40

Matt Damon

I've been preparing for this moment since 2005

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

Don't overthink it. 7 minutes. Couch, a story, a laugh, done

07:40

Matt Damon

7 minutes??

07:40

Matt Damon

I wrote 40

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

40 minutes of WHAT

07:40

Matt Damon

Act one is my childhood in Boston

07:40

Matt Damon

Act two is a medley

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

A MEDLEY

😂

07:40

Matt Damon

Of every movie I've ever been in. Sung.

07:40

Matt Damon

I bought a keytar

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

Matt you do not play keytar

07:40

Matt Damon

I've had 3 lessons

07:40

Matt Damon

my teacher says I'm "very enthusiastic"

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

That's what teachers say when they're scared

😂

07:40

Matt Damon

12

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

8

07:40

Matt Damon

10 and I get the keytar

07:40

Jimmy Kimmel

9 and the keytar stays in the car

07:40

Matt Damon

Deal 🤝

07:40

Two days later

Matt Damon

Quick question about the premiere

07:40

Matt Damon

Can I bring a wolf

07:40

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