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Shaquille O'Neal vs. Charles Barkley: Free Throw Showdown

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Charles Barkley brags he'd beat Shaquille O'Neal at free throws, so Shaq books an arena, a foam mascot and a live halftime showdown.

Shaquille O'Neal vs. Charles Barkley: Free Throw Showdown
Shaquille O'Neal, Charles Barkley
Shaquille O'Neal
CHUCK. I just watched the replay.
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Shaquille O'Neal
You said on LIVE TV you'd beat me in a free throw contest. "Any day, any gym."
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Charles Barkley
I say a lot of things on live TV Shaq
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Charles Barkley
That's the whole job
😂
07:40
Shaquille O'Neal
Saturday. 10 shots each. Loser has to say "you were right" on air. No take-backs.
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Charles Barkley
Saturday I got a thing
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Shaquille O'Neal
What thing
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Charles Barkley
...a golf thing
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Shaquille O'Neal
You haven't finished a golf swing since 1998
💀
07:40
Charles Barkley
That's slander
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Charles Barkley
It was 2002
😂
07:40
Charles Barkley
Fine. But I want it noted that I have never been wrong in my life
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Shaquille O'Neal
Noted. Until Saturday.
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Shaquille O'Neal
I already hired a shooting coach
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Charles Barkley
For FREE THROWS? You've been shooting free throws for 30 years
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Shaquille O'Neal
Exactly. And they never went in. Time for a change.
😂
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Charles Barkley
That's the most honest thing you ever said
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Charles Barkley
Who's the coach
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Shaquille O'Neal
Top secret. Code name: The Big Fundamental
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Charles Barkley
That's just Tim Duncan's nickname
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Shaquille O'Neal
Code names are hard Chuck
😂
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Later that night
Shaquille O'Neal
🎤 voice note: [a basketball bouncing for 4 straight minutes]
07:40
Charles Barkley
Why did you send me that
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Shaquille O'Neal
Intimidation
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Charles Barkley
It's 2am
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Shaquille O'Neal
Champions don't sleep
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Charles Barkley
Champions DO sleep. I'm a champion of sleep
😂
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Shaquille O'Neal
you have zero rings
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Charles Barkley
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT RINGS IN THIS CHAT
💀
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