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Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran: The Cat-Sitting Catastrophe

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Ed Sheeran cat-sits for Taylor Swift, and her cat Benjamin hijacks his loop pedal, forms a viral band and leaves Ed meowing live in a pub.

Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran: The Cat-Sitting Catastrophe
Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran
Taylor Swift
Ed. Why is my cat trending
07:40
Ed Sheeran
ok in my defence he's very talented
07:40
Ed Sheeran
and you DID say "make yourself at home"
07:40
Taylor Swift
I said that to YOU. Not to Benjamin.
😂
07:40
Ed Sheeran
well he's taken it to heart
07:40
Taylor Swift
He has 2 million views and a fan account, Ed
07:40
Friday, two days earlier
Taylor Swift
Okay you're officially on cat duty from tonight 🐈
07:40
Taylor Swift
I've left a binder. It's colour coded
07:40
Ed Sheeran
a binder? for three cats?
07:40
Taylor Swift
It's 42 pages
07:40
Taylor Swift
Page 1 is just the table of contents
💀
07:40
Ed Sheeran
tay I've toured with a 40 person road crew, I think I can handle some cats
07:40
Taylor Swift
Meredith doesn't like eye contact before 10am
07:40
Taylor Swift
And Benjamin
07:40
Taylor Swift
Benjamin is a creative soul. Don't stifle him.
07:40
Ed Sheeran
what does that mean
07:40
Taylor Swift
You'll see ❤️
07:40
Ed Sheeran
very easter egg of you
07:40
Taylor Swift
Everything I do is an easter egg, Ed
😂
07:40
Ed Sheeran
ok well I'm bringing my loop pedal, got a little pub gig on sunday and I need to practise
07:40
Taylor Swift
Keep it away from Benjamin
07:40
Ed Sheeran
why
07:40
Taylor Swift
No reason 👀
07:40
Ed Sheeran
olivia is staring at me from on top of the fridge
07:40
Taylor Swift
She's assessing you. Don't make sudden movements
07:40
Ed Sheeran
ok binder says dinner at 6:00 sharp
07:40
Ed Sheeran
it's 6:02
07:40
Taylor Swift
ED
07:40
Taylor Swift
WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME. FEED THEM
07:40
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