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The Rock vs. Kevin Hart: Gymocalypse

Kevin accidentally challenges The Rock to a gym competition, and The Rock takes it seriously—sending gym selfies, protein shakes, and voice notes while Kevin panics with increasingly ridiculous excuses.

The Rock vs. Kevin Hart: Gymocalypse

Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson

Kevin Hart

Bro... I think my account got hacked 😅

11:22

Kevin Hart

That whole challenge thing wasn't me lol

11:22

Missed voice call from Dwayne

Dwayne Johnson

Nice try, little man 😂

11:22

Dwayne Johnson

Voice note says otherwise 👇

11:22

Dwayne Johnson

🎤 Listen to this... *heavy grunting* 'Too late, buddy! Already prepped my shakes!' 🥤💪

💀

11:22

Kevin Hart

You're not understanding... I have a rare knee condition!!

11:22

Kevin Hart

It's triggered by gym lights specifically 💡🚫

11:22

Dwayne Johnson

Then I'll bring sunglasses 😎

11:22

Kevin Hart

Bro... it's not just the lights 😫 It's the whole vibe of the gym... my knees can sense the iron from a mile away

😂

11:22

Kevin Hart

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

11:22

Dwayne Johnson

You said gym lights. I brought shades. You're welcome.

11:22

Kevin Hart

I just got a message from my doctor... he said I need to avoid any flexing within a 10-mile radius 🙏

11:22

Dwayne Johnson

Tell him I said hi. We go way back 💪

11:22

Kevin Hart

You don't know my doctor!!

11:22

Dwayne Johnson

I know everyone's doctor when they try to duck me 😂

11:22

Kevin Hart

I'm being serious! I'm already breaking out in hives!!

🤣

11:22

Dwayne Johnson

I'll add calamine lotion to my gym bag. Rest up, champ. 🧴😉

11:22

Kevin Hart

Bro, the hives are spreading!! 😫 I think it's the stress of even THINKING about the gym!

11:24

Kevin Hart

I'm gonna need a full body cast at this rate 🚑

11:24

Dwayne Johnson

I'll bring extra lotion. And a spatula to apply it. 😂

😡

11:24

Kevin Hart

You're not listening!! My body is rejecting the concept of exercise!!

11:24

Missed video call from Dwayne

Dwayne Johnson

Saturday. 6am. My gym. Be there or be square... oh wait, you're already vertically challenged. 🤣

11:24

Kevin Hart

SATURDAY?! That's like... tomorrow!!

11:24

Kevin Hart

I can't do Saturday, I have a thing... a family thing... a funeral... for my pet fish...

11:24

Dwayne Johnson

You had a fish? What was its name?

11:24

Kevin Hart

Just got admitted to the ER. Severe protein allergy. Doctor says NO GYM for 6 months 😷

11:24

Dwayne Johnson

Just did 50 one-finger push-ups while waiting for your 'recovery.' See you Saturday, little man. ☝️😏

11:26

Kevin Hart

Bro... I'm in a coma now. The doctors said the protein allergy spread to my brain. I might not wake up until Sunday 😴

11:26

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